Saturday 6th June 2026, Ventura, 9.03pm.

#227,189 — Two ne’er-do-wells who can only understand happiness in terms of fame or money steal the TV set of the mother of one of them and try to sell it, hoping to get enough money to start a business which in time will make them rich and famous. God allows him to return to earth just long enough to finish them.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.