Thursday 20th August 2026, Oxnard, 2.40am.

#233,985 — A young astronaut is abandoned on an empty planet and although they promise to come back to rescue him they never do. So much so that the puppet leaves him for a better, more successful ventriloquist.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.