Saturday 1st October 2022, Fairfield, 7.02am.

#135,406 — A man is ready to kill himself, unable to deal with bankruptcy and debts. Then, one day, he is told the girl has eloped with his best friend and partner in crime.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.