Monday 4th May 2026, Rosemead, 2.54am.

#224,400 — A man sets out to write the longest novel ever written, even if he knows that the task will take him most of his lifetime. To occupy a position, one must pass a series of exams to prove one’s idiocy.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.