Sunday 20th September 2026, Newport Beach, 1.18pm.

#237,487 — A middle-aged spinster has spent her life taking care of her tyrannical invalid father. ‘Better to reincarnate into someone I know’, she thinks — ‘Maybe the cat’. He tries to kill her; she escapes.

Dora García, Twenty-three million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and ninety stories, 2013 ‑ ongoing.